Interesting Intercom Interaction...

A few announcements were made today...and as most of you were absent (it being a Saturday), I would not like to deprive of you the joy of those enjoyable words...

First announcement came by the way of a warning.Principal's booming voice echoed that all students were to restrain from hitting each other, using stones, legs etc. as yesterday a boy was seriously injured and such mishaps can be easily avoid if you and I act more maturely.I do not know how far Principal's idea of us approaching her, the Headmistress, Co-ordinators in case of a problem will turn true, but I have faith that each one of us can pause to think once before raising your hand or "raising your leg (Principal's words)" to injure someone.Is the brawl worth it?

The second was not as solemn as the first one.It actually left our teacher blushing and us in peals of laughter.The usual teacher-bashing by the Principal on the intercom without thought for effect on the juveniles had us laughing."ALL teachers must compulsorily sign the muster(attendance record of teachers) before leaving school today ELSE THEY WILL NOT BE PAID THEIR VACATION SALARIES!!!".Honestly...is there need to shout this out to the whole school..from primary bacchas to senior bacchas??

Lastly, was Mrs.Chhikara's wishes in the morning assembly."Wish you all the best for your vacations..use your time fruitfully...blah blah blah...ALL THE BEST".Hello?We aren't going for a war- jus plain ol' holidays!!!Cut the pleasantries please!Atleast on the last day...

Tejas