Man our College Hostel Sux

Well ragging exists almost every hostel and so it does too in ours. We're supposed to have a so called "Interaction Day" with the seniors this Sunday. Its from 8:30 in the morning till 11:30 in the night. Here's the event list:
8:30 - 10:30 = Interaction between juniors and seniors-A sad and lame excuse for ragging.
10:30 - 14:00 = Some sort of stupid sports events which will obviously make the seniors laugh at us (You'll Soon know why).
14:00 - 9:30 = Some sort of cultural programme. This is supposed to be put up by us hostellites. Im not sure whats going to be there upto 9:30 though.
9:30 - 11:30= Dance Party

Ok nows here's the catch:
Our dress code till the sports events are over is this:
Plain formal shirt. Left cuff buttoned. Right one rolled up to the elbow.
Formal pants rolled up to the knees.
Socks-different colour on each foot.
Shoes- " " " " "

Basically we're supposed to look like jokers:


Ok, Im not good at paint. But you get the idea. Me and kullu are most probably going to bunk it